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To say that Chiddy Bang isn’t very popular at St. Lawrence right now is like suggesting that the Tick Tock should perhaps consider investing in a mop. It’s a gross understatement. The prevalence of the term “Shitty Bang,” the complaints in the dining halls and dorms, maybe most of all the Facebook group “FUCK Chiddy [...]

As you can see from some of the letters and emails we’ve received, I’m taking some heat from readers. I’m not too bothered. I’ve been denounced in the past and undoubtedly will be again. But some of these criticisms are either unfounded or misplaced, and I think a response is in order. And oddly enough, [...]

If You Ranked Aspen Extreme On a Scale of 1-Extreme, It Would Be Extreme.

The SLU Ski Club will be showing the 1993 film Aspen Extreme this Friday at 7 p.m. in Hepburn Auditorium. If you like skiing, snowboarding, hot snow bunnies, fly ski instructor dudes, romance, drama, cocaine addiction, love triangles, bad acting, poignancy, seduction, silly Austrian accents, radical extreme waterfall-hucking, daffies, backscratchers, iron crosses, fluorescent ski clothing, [...]

Security(Christina)

When Pat Gagnon, the director of Safety and Security, agreed to let The Hill News ride along with his officers on patrol last Friday night, I immediately had visions of us kicking down doors in Rebert, confiscating and subsequently drinking endless thirty racks, and writing up freshman scamps for thinking it was a good idea [...]

We decided to do something different in covering the Thelmo presidential debate this past Monday – to offer our honest opinions in a non-news article format. Our managing editor Zach Johnk and assistant managing editor Anthony Martin decided to attend the debate, take separate notes, and compare their observations in a written discussion for you, [...]

As some of the campus body may be aware, we have failed to elect a new Thelmo president. In the first round of voting, Beth Kessenich ’12 ran unopposed but was unable to collect the 594 votes necessary to be instated as the next leader of the student body. Because previous president Hassan Raza’s term [...]

Moustache Ride ’09

zjjohn07 November 11, 2009