Be forewarned that this column is written by a member of the Outing Club, and that I am writing to represent the Club, with the whole group’s knowledge and permission.  I hope that those who read Hunter Hague’s letter last week take the time to hear our reply.  It’s easy to generalize and stereotype: change [...]

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