By JAMES MELVILLE Immortals (2011): The Plot: Theseus (Henry Cavill) is an angry, muscle-y peasant warrior chosen by Zeus (Luke Evans) to lead mankind in the fight against the evil King Hyperion (Mickey Rourke). Fighting ensues. Man, does everybody remember how awful this looked? Like, yet another sepia-toned ab-fest, or the bastard child of 300 [...]